ANNOUNCEMENT

The JoshTarts you know is no longer.

It is now http://www.joshtarts.com!

Hooray!

(And now, here are some of my friends making mean faces, sleeping and attempting murder (Tommy))

Devin's Joke - Chee Chee

There were 3 explorers traveling through uncharted territory when they were captured by savage locals. The Chief of the tribe came forth to examine the new detainees. The Chief looked at the first and asked him, "Death or Chee Chee?"

The first explorer had no idea what Chee Chee was, but he knew he didn't want to die. With sweat dripping down his forehead, he replied, "Chee Chee?"

The Chief smiled, and all the other savages grabbed him and threw him to the ground. They began to kick him and beat him rocks. They jumped on him, cut him with spears and bit his extremities. The first explorer was nearly dead when they got through with him.

The Chief then turned to the next explorer, and asked, "Death or Chee Chee?"

The second explorer now knew what Chee Chee was, but he did not want to die. There was also the chance that Chee Chee was different from person to person. With this hope, the second explorer said, "Chee Chee?"

The Chief smiled again, and all the other savages grabbed him and began to beat him until he was nearly dead, just as the first explorer. Right when the second explorer was at the point of death, the savages quit.

The Chief finally looked at the last explorer, and asked, "Death or Chee Chee?"

The last explorer was the bravest of the three explorers, and he looked the Chief square in the eyes, and replied, "Death."

The Chied looked at him gravely and said, "Very well." Then cracking a smile, he said, "But first, Chee Chee!"

Ambien

Ambien, Ambien, Ambien.

I can never sleep. Well, it's very rare that I can without the help of Ambien, a very strong sleeping sedative. While on Ambien, you are not yourself. You are very loose-ish, inbalanced and funny. I'm writing this on Ambien right now before I go to bed actually. It makes time go by really really fast, too. But anyway... My friends call me AJ when I am it -- Ambien Josh. Haha.

Look at me on Ambien! My face is completely void of any thought! Please click on the picture and look at my eyes. I don't know where I am. Haha

So I wanted all my friends who have seen me on Ambien to write in the comments, their favorite AJ moment. The winner of the prize will be known as the "Best Friend of AJ." You can't beat that prize! The contest will end on March 15, 2008. Good luck to all!

Example of AJ and his wild ways

**This is me not on Ambien- I should really turn off my computer before I take Ambien. Otherwise, I get stuff like this turning up on my blog. Although, it makes a lot more sense than I thought it would.**

Comics Today #11

Dunn has inspired me to put up some of my favorites, and this one reminds me of Dunn.



This one reminds me of TK.



This one reminds me of Devin.



This is one reminds me of no one and is effing hilarious.



And this one reminds me of Danna.