Thank You Amazon!

Amazon just gave me $5 in MP3 downloads for buying like $1000 worth of textbooks from them.  So generous.  So here are the 5 songs I got: (I've been listening to a little too much pop recently...)

1. "Your Woman" by White Town
2. "North by North" by Faded Paper Figures
3. "Satellite" by Oceanlab
4. "Bulletproof" by La Roux (If you haven't seen this yet, you should)
5. "Hold It, Kid (Your Heart Just Skipped a Beat)" by The Weeks

I'm happy with my selections.

What happened in between February 2006 to now that Morgan would care about?

My brother is returning home from a 2 year mission for our church. He hasn't seen TV, listened to the radio, or had even a little bit of pop culture in his life for that entire duration. It is my responsibility to help him enter back in society.

What has Morgan missed in the last 2 years?

Chuck Norris: The Ultimate List Part VII (The Last One)

· Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.

· Chuck Norris doesn't need a miracle in order to split the ocean. He just walks in and the water gets out of the way.

· It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.

· Before Chuck Norris was born, the martial arts weapons with two pieces of wood connected by a chain were called NunBarrys. No one ever did find out what happened to Barry.

· Upon hearing that his good friend, Lance Armstrong, lost his testicles to cancer, Chuck Norris donated one of his to Lance. With just one of Chuck's nuts, Lance was able to win the Tour De France seven times. By the way, Chuck still has two testicles; either he was able to produce a new one simply by flexing, or he had three to begin with. No one knows for sure.

· Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.

· Chuck Norris once finished "The Song that Never Ends".

· Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

· The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer

· Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris: The Ultimate List Part VI

· Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

· Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

· Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

· Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.

· Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.

· Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

· Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.

Chuck Norris: The Ultimate List Part VI

· Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

· Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

· Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

· On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.

· Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

· Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

· Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

Chuck Norris: The Ultimate List Part V

· Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.

· Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

· Chuck Norris invented water.

· One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.

· Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

· Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.

Chuck Norris: The Ultimate List Part IV

· Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

· A duck's quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly.

· Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

· Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

· Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.

· Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

· Chuck Norris doesn't need to swallow when eating food.

Chuck Norris: The Ultimate List Part III

· Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot-outs. When a director once said he couldn't, he replied, "Of course I can, I'm Chuck Norris," and roundhouse kicked him in the face.

· If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.

· If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

· Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.

· Scientists used to believe that diamond was the world's hardest substance. But then they met Chuck Norris, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure, that the scientists turned into artificial Chuck Norris.

· When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.

A Dumb Meme

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? No I don't think so. I think my parents just liked the name Josh a little more than the name Bronson.

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? To be completely honest, I don't know.

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Sure, it's all caps.

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Mmm...some almost rare roast beef. De-LISH-us!

5. HAVE YOU ANY CHILDREN? No, but I'm looking forward to them.

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Uh yeah!

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? hahaha

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yes?

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? No way! I'd sky dive any day, but I would never bungee jump.

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? I like Apple Jacks. But I love any kind of granola cereal too.

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? It depends on the shoe. Tennis shoes= no way. Basketball shoes and dress shoes= yes.

12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? I am getting weaker and weaker unless I get my lazy butt in gear and start working out.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Ben and Jerry's Cherry Garcia! Mmmm...

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Either eyes or their attitude. I usually don't care about their looks and I notice their attitude and the top-layer of their personality.

15. RED OR PINK? Red

16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? My hair

18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE YOU KNOW TO DO THIS MEME? I don't care

19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? I'm wearing black pinstripe slacks with Tommy's black lace-less dress shoes. (I'm at work)

20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? A star crunk haha

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Kings of Leon

22. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Navy. Such a good color.

23. FAVORITE SMELLS? Freshly cut grass in the hot summer. BBQ cooking somewhere on a grill with the sounds of shoulder pads hitting, a hot dog, the little smell pouches of pomegranate, hot chocolate, flowers, a really hot girl's scent, stinky football pads, the ocean breeze, etc.

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU SPOKE TO ON THE PHONE? Jessica. I was telling her about my night on Ambien. I tried to hit Devin with a hammer.

25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO MADE YOU DO THIS STUPID MEME? I don't know that person

26. WHICH SPORT DO YOU ENJOY WATCHING MOST? Football! (College Football specifically) Then Basketball, and then track and field. And then probably dodgeball.

27. HAIR COLOR? Blonde

28. EYE COLOR? blueish green

29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACT LENSES? No, but I wish I did. My eyes aren't bad enough for contacts or some crap like that.

30. FAVORITE FOOD? Mexican, Italian, Indian and my favorite- Southern

31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Scary Movie

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? I watched Dexter last night, but that's not a movie. The last movie I saw was Benny and Joon. (With Johnny Depp)

33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Light Blue.

34. SUMMER OR WINTER? Winter and there's snow everywhere! When will it end?

35. HUGS OR KISSES? Depends on the person giving them.

36. FAVORITE DESSERT? Cannoli's or cheesecake or brownies or the Sandy brownie with maple butter at applebee's or chili's, I can't remember which. Or my grandma's almond cookies.

39. WHAT BOOK(S) ARE YOU READING NOW? The Giver, The Tipping Point, The Myth of Leadership, The Book of Mormon, Rough Stone Rolling,

40. WHAT’S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Nothing, it's a plain gray pad.

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? Dexter. And I almost watched some Arrested Development.

42. FAVORITE SOUND? Bacon sizzling on the frying pan. A screaming crowd at a SEC football game, The sound of summer with people playing Frisbee, dogs barking, the wind blowing, etc.

43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Oh gosh, that's easy. The Beatles. Duh.

44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Ocho Rios, Jamaica.

45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? I'm fairly average. A bit overly-competitive sometimes. I can run long distance a little better than average. Oh and I can sneeze like Donald Duck!

46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Columbia, SC

100 Things We Didn't Know Last Year

Ok this is pretty interesting. A lot of the things in this list are pointless and irrelevant to anything, but the list does makes some interesting points.

100 Things We Didn't Know Last Year

13. Tony Blair does not keep a personal diary.

39. The secret to happiness is accepting misery.

64. King Tut had buck teeth.

70. IP addresses will run out in 2010.

90. Chickens can be diagnosed with depression.