The Joshtarts Mission
Invade Russia in the winter.
Just kidding. That would be stupid. The mission is not really a "'mission''' (I've gotten into a bad habit of using three apostrophes when I quote people or try to make a point). Joshtarts is simply a way for me and some friends of mine to go on the Internet, win or fail, and have a fun, productive time "'trying."'
The goal is to make people laugh and abhor and find things that they think are interesting or brilliant, and that they will take with them for the rest of their lives.
We try to stay clean, because most of the contributors are Mormon and we try to keep a clean nose. Most importantly, note that we "'try."' We apologize if something we post is gross, or offensive. We have no intentions of hurting others feelings. If you have a concern or comment, please just go to the "'Contact Us"' link and tell someone.
Who We Are
I'm tempted to just copy-and-paste my facebook bio or my twitter bio, rather than start anew. Ugh...I'm going to have to start anew.
My name is Josh and I am a professional amateur when it comes to web development and web initiatives.
I live in Utah, but I grew up in Columbia, South Carolina. I am happily married with a little girl, Elliott.
I am a movie connoisseur, a sports fan, music lover, book devourer, and critic of everything.
(I'll just insert a dumb email survey thing. Dang I can't find one. Oh wait, here's one:)
A - Age: 28
B - Bed size: Queen
C - Chore you hate: Folding clothes
D - Dad's Name: Bronson
E - Essential start your day item: Shower
F - Favorite actors: Edward Norton, Owen Wilson, Vincent Price, and Tom Hanks
G - Gold or Silver: white gold
H - Height: 6'2''
I - Instruments you play(ed): Guitar, Piano, Viola (when I was in 5th grade)
J - Job title: Student, Property Manager
K - Kid(s): One.
L – Living arrangements: Renting with my wife
M - Mom's name: Laurie
N - Nickname: AJ (Ambien Josh), Meat Hook, Meathooker (Xbox gamertag), stew
O - Overnight hospital stay other than birth: With my wife for her delivery
P - Pet Peeve(s): leaving milk out
Q - Quotes you like: Pillows are making headlines.
R - Right or left handed : Right
S - Siblings: 4. Morgan (brother), Kendal, Hannah and Chandler (sisters)
T - Time you wake up: 30 minutes before I have to do something
U - Unknown fact about you: New fav drink is oxblood.
V - Vegetable(s) you dislike: tomato
W - Ways you run late: excuses
X - X-rays you've had: lots but nothing's ever been broken
Y - Yummy food you make: quesadillas, BBQ, and...I don't know...
Z - Zodiac: Scorpio
