Ambien

Ambien, Ambien, Ambien.

I can never sleep. Well, it's very rare that I can without the help of Ambien, a very strong sleeping sedative. While on Ambien, you are not yourself. You are very loose-ish, inbalanced and funny. I'm writing this on Ambien right now before I go to bed actually. It makes time go by really really fast, too. But anyway... My friends call me AJ when I am it -- Ambien Josh. Haha.

Look at me on Ambien! My face is completely void of any thought! Please click on the picture and look at my eyes. I don't know where I am. Haha

So I wanted all my friends who have seen me on Ambien to write in the comments, their favorite AJ moment. The winner of the prize will be known as the "Best Friend of AJ." You can't beat that prize! The contest will end on March 15, 2008. Good luck to all!

Example of AJ and his wild ways

**This is me not on Ambien- I should really turn off my computer before I take Ambien. Otherwise, I get stuff like this turning up on my blog. Although, it makes a lot more sense than I thought it would.**

Chuck Norris: The Ultimate List Part I

· Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

· Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

· Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

· Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

· Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

· Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

· Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

· Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

T-Shirts I Want -- Vol. 3