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My New Favorite Actress - Natalie Portman

So someone asked me who I thought was the hottest actress right now, and I had a hard time coming up with an answer. Most people say Jessica Alba, or Jessica Simpson, or Kate Hudson, or Paris Hilton, but I think all those girls are stupid. I have a hard time thinking a girl is attractive when I can't get over how incredibly dumb they are. (I don't think Kate Hudson is that dumb; I kinda like her.)

So this week's favorite is probably one of the most talented that will ever be showcased. Natalie Portman has been in Garden State (one of my favorite movies), The Darjeeling Limited (So Good!), V for Vendetta, Star Wars Ep. III, Ep. II & Ep. I, Mars Attack!, and 2008 new features The Other Boleyn Girl and Brothers.

One of my favorite performances of Natalie was on Saturday Night Live in 2006. Her skit "Natalie Raps" was hilarious. Chris Parnell interviews Natalie and she busts out into a ridiculous gangster rap. But I really fell in love with her in Garden State.

My New Favorite Actress - Elisha Cuthbert

So someone asked me who I thought was the hottest actress right now, and I had a hard time coming up with an answer. Most people say Jessica Alba, or Jessica Simpson, or Kate Hudson, or Paris Hilton, but I think all those girls are stupid. I have a hard time thinking a girl is attractive when I can't get over how incredibly dumb they are. (I don't think Kate Hudson is that dumb; I kinda like her.)

And I'm pretty sure most of the girls I say I like aren't that much brighter than Paris, but the ones I like are not well-known dummies, at least. I steer away from mainstream. I like unconventional. I like underground. I like up-and-coming. I don't like trendy pop culture. I talk about it, but I definitely do not enjoy it as much as the indie, under-rated culture.

I ranted a little bit there; I'm sorry. But this girl is becoming mainstream and good for her. She has appeared in the hit television series 24, Old School, Love Actually, House of Wax, and starred in Captivity. I just hope she doesn't become a stupid bimbo like the others I've mentioned. Without further adieu, Elisha Cuthbert! My new favorite hottie actress.