Jordan Hoffman from UGO has a list of 10 reasons why you should be sorta grateful for Twilight's existence.
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Showing posts with label top 10. Show all posts
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
UGO: 10 Reasons the Twilight Movies Aren't a Complete Disaster
Unless you've been living under a rock, you've heard of the Twilight saga by Stephanie Meyers. And if you're a straight male like myself, then you probably have a negative view of Twilight. Although the writing is mediocre at best and the movies are super cheesy, there are effects of this Twilight phenomenon that are entertaining.
Jordan Hoffman from UGO has a list of 10 reasons why you should be sorta grateful for Twilight's existence.
Jordan Hoffman from UGO has a list of 10 reasons why you should be sorta grateful for Twilight's existence.
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Best Album Ever? Part 1
I was conversing with my friend Haley yesterday, and she asked me what my favorite album was. This is a very hard question for me to answer. I love music and the task of identifying one single artist's album is daunting. I usually tell people there's no way I could ever answer that, but I'm about to try. (List-style and no repeats)
Ok quick disclaimer - Give me crap about my list please. I welcome the banter. But just know, this list is music I actually listen to regularly and will probably always enjoy. Puddle of Mudd, Led Zeppelin's stuff and Ace of Base were just phases to me. Sorry, I know I probably just committed a sin with the way I phrased that middle band.
The Beatles (White Album) - The Beatles
- There's a reason this is the first album mentioned. The Beatles were nothing less than iconic and masters of popular music for the ages past, present and future. My favorite song on this album is "Happiness is a Warm Gun;" but of course, there's "Helter Skelter," "Blackbird," "Revolution 1," and "Julia." If this album had a taste, it would be whatever was on mighty Zeus' plate on the day of his commencement as god of the gods. (See Across the Universe.)
Nevermind - Nirvana
- We all miss you Kurt; well most of us do. The rising generation seems to miss your brilliance. You did what we all wish we could have done at one point in our lives. Get on stage and shock the world. Track-by-track you fall into the Cobain dimension. My favorite is "On A Plain," but all-time classic is "Smells Like Teen Spirit." If this album was a bird, it'd be a dove. For two reasons: 1) Doves are beautiful and stand for something, and 2) they get shot by shotguns.
Stankonia - OutKast
- This is not #3 on my list. From here on out, the list is random. OutKast is great though. The push the card in the hip hop genre. They are legit. Too legit. Too legit to quit. The bottom line is they are fun to listen to because it's intelligent, humorous rap, but they can still do that scary, I'm-going-put-a-bullet-in-you rap as well. "Ms. Jackson" takes #1 on this album. If this album was a cleaning product, it'd have to be anything by Mr. Clean.
Weezer (Blue Album) - Weezer
- Rivers, lead singer of Weezer, could probably be a reasonable presidential candidate if enough people listened to this album enough times. It's that good. Weezer is wimpy; but for some reason, rock pretty "dece." (Slang term for decent) My favorite track has got to be "Say It Ain't So" because of that raging progression. Other track greats are "Buddy Holly," "My Name is Jonas," "Undone - The Sweater Song," and "No One Else." If Weezer was a T-Shirt, they woudl most definitely be a Threadless Tee.
Nasty Little Thoughts - Stroke 9
- Most of you are either wondering why this album is here, or wondering who the crap Stroke 9 is. Well they are one of my favorites and a lot of people don't know that about me. Stroke 9 is fun. Like 4 year old tricycle fun. They are most known for their hit single (arguably one-hit wonder) "Little Black Backpack," but I love all the tracks off this album. If you don't remember them, then it's time to take a stroll down memory lane. Stroke 9 is that old mit you just found after like 12 years of losing it.
Because of the Times - Kings of Leon
- Of all the albums on this list, if you don't check out any of them, PLEASE check this one out. Honestly, chances are you won't like it. Not at first. But one day, it'll be rainy, cloudy and you'll probably have a sniffly nose, and you'll learn to appreciate the creative Southern roots of this bend-it-like-never-before band. This band is three brothers and cousin that grew up following their preacher dad all over the country. They have this strange way of fusing Southern rock with garage, Strokes-like sound. Notwithstanding lead singer Caleb Followill's ridiciously flexible, skratchy voice. My favorite song is either "Fans" or "On Call." But like the others, they're all good. (Warning: Bold Statement) The Strokes, The Vines, The Hives, Arcade Fire, and all those other alike bands are no where near as good as Kings of Leon. Suck it. (Tip: I've learned that people will respect you more if you toss in a random "suck it" every now and again)
(See newest album Only By The Night)
Ok Computer - Radiohead
- Radiohead. Wow, what can I say? What can anyone say? With U2 aside, they are probably the most world famous band. They have a never-ending supply of creativity. Thom York a genius and risk taker with his latest In Rainbows name-your-price experiment. And that's why we like him. My favorite song is "Paranoid Android." If Radiohead was a book/movie adaptation, it might The Never Ending Story.
Ganging Up On the Sun - Guster
- I'm a big Guster fan. I'm also a big fan of the albums that you can put in and only use one button to enjoy. This album fits both descriptions. This Jewish group has a fun, rich sound that I just can't get tired of. They make me cry sometimes. My favorite song is "Demons" (Goldfly album), "Happier" (Lost and Gone Forever album), "Careful" (Keep It Together album), and "Lighting Rod" (Ganging Up on the Sun album). I couldn't choose; sue me. Guster is like the single photo that you actually like of yourself because you look somewhat photogenic.
Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots - Flaming Lips
- Props to Jacob at The Only Needed Opinion; he de-virginized me with this album. Growing up in the South, I had the disadvantage of only being exposed to the accepted genres and bands. When my ears feasted on this albums, I saw music in an entire different light. The options became limitless. I finally began to grasp the enormity of sound. It is also consequently when I stopped writing my own music. My favorite track here is "Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots Part 1." This album is like that weird cousin of yours that you like being around even though he/she makes you feel constantly awkward.
No Name Face - Lifehouse
- Back when I listened to the radio, I heard Lifehouse and fell in love. I have since burned my old pictures and love notes from them. I feel like their talent is mis-marketed and their potential is missing its mark. Maybe I'm wrong, but No Name Face was incredible. It was the only album with songs on the radio 24/7 that I didn't grow to hate. I love "Sick Cycle Carousel." If Lifehouse was a item in this room right now, they'd be my empty box of Krispy Kreme doughnuts.
To Come: (Guess which albums I'll choose)
Dave Matthews Band, Dashboard Confessionals, Foo Fighters, The Shins, etc.
Ok quick disclaimer - Give me crap about my list please. I welcome the banter. But just know, this list is music I actually listen to regularly and will probably always enjoy. Puddle of Mudd, Led Zeppelin's stuff and Ace of Base were just phases to me. Sorry, I know I probably just committed a sin with the way I phrased that middle band.
The Beatles (White Album) - The Beatles
- There's a reason this is the first album mentioned. The Beatles were nothing less than iconic and masters of popular music for the ages past, present and future. My favorite song on this album is "Happiness is a Warm Gun;" but of course, there's "Helter Skelter," "Blackbird," "Revolution 1," and "Julia." If this album had a taste, it would be whatever was on mighty Zeus' plate on the day of his commencement as god of the gods. (See Across the Universe.)
Nevermind - Nirvana
- We all miss you Kurt; well most of us do. The rising generation seems to miss your brilliance. You did what we all wish we could have done at one point in our lives. Get on stage and shock the world. Track-by-track you fall into the Cobain dimension. My favorite is "On A Plain," but all-time classic is "Smells Like Teen Spirit." If this album was a bird, it'd be a dove. For two reasons: 1) Doves are beautiful and stand for something, and 2) they get shot by shotguns.
Stankonia - OutKast
- This is not #3 on my list. From here on out, the list is random. OutKast is great though. The push the card in the hip hop genre. They are legit. Too legit. Too legit to quit. The bottom line is they are fun to listen to because it's intelligent, humorous rap, but they can still do that scary, I'm-going-put-a-bullet-in-you rap as well. "Ms. Jackson" takes #1 on this album. If this album was a cleaning product, it'd have to be anything by Mr. Clean.
Weezer (Blue Album) - Weezer
- Rivers, lead singer of Weezer, could probably be a reasonable presidential candidate if enough people listened to this album enough times. It's that good. Weezer is wimpy; but for some reason, rock pretty "dece." (Slang term for decent) My favorite track has got to be "Say It Ain't So" because of that raging progression. Other track greats are "Buddy Holly," "My Name is Jonas," "Undone - The Sweater Song," and "No One Else." If Weezer was a T-Shirt, they woudl most definitely be a Threadless Tee.
Nasty Little Thoughts - Stroke 9
- Most of you are either wondering why this album is here, or wondering who the crap Stroke 9 is. Well they are one of my favorites and a lot of people don't know that about me. Stroke 9 is fun. Like 4 year old tricycle fun. They are most known for their hit single (arguably one-hit wonder) "Little Black Backpack," but I love all the tracks off this album. If you don't remember them, then it's time to take a stroll down memory lane. Stroke 9 is that old mit you just found after like 12 years of losing it.
Because of the Times - Kings of Leon
- Of all the albums on this list, if you don't check out any of them, PLEASE check this one out. Honestly, chances are you won't like it. Not at first. But one day, it'll be rainy, cloudy and you'll probably have a sniffly nose, and you'll learn to appreciate the creative Southern roots of this bend-it-like-never-before band. This band is three brothers and cousin that grew up following their preacher dad all over the country. They have this strange way of fusing Southern rock with garage, Strokes-like sound. Notwithstanding lead singer Caleb Followill's ridiciously flexible, skratchy voice. My favorite song is either "Fans" or "On Call." But like the others, they're all good. (Warning: Bold Statement) The Strokes, The Vines, The Hives, Arcade Fire, and all those other alike bands are no where near as good as Kings of Leon. Suck it. (Tip: I've learned that people will respect you more if you toss in a random "suck it" every now and again)
(See newest album Only By The Night)
Ok Computer - Radiohead
- Radiohead. Wow, what can I say? What can anyone say? With U2 aside, they are probably the most world famous band. They have a never-ending supply of creativity. Thom York a genius and risk taker with his latest In Rainbows name-your-price experiment. And that's why we like him. My favorite song is "Paranoid Android." If Radiohead was a book/movie adaptation, it might The Never Ending Story.
Ganging Up On the Sun - Guster
- I'm a big Guster fan. I'm also a big fan of the albums that you can put in and only use one button to enjoy. This album fits both descriptions. This Jewish group has a fun, rich sound that I just can't get tired of. They make me cry sometimes. My favorite song is "Demons" (Goldfly album), "Happier" (Lost and Gone Forever album), "Careful" (Keep It Together album), and "Lighting Rod" (Ganging Up on the Sun album). I couldn't choose; sue me. Guster is like the single photo that you actually like of yourself because you look somewhat photogenic.
Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots - Flaming Lips
- Props to Jacob at The Only Needed Opinion; he de-virginized me with this album. Growing up in the South, I had the disadvantage of only being exposed to the accepted genres and bands. When my ears feasted on this albums, I saw music in an entire different light. The options became limitless. I finally began to grasp the enormity of sound. It is also consequently when I stopped writing my own music. My favorite track here is "Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots Part 1." This album is like that weird cousin of yours that you like being around even though he/she makes you feel constantly awkward.
No Name Face - Lifehouse
- Back when I listened to the radio, I heard Lifehouse and fell in love. I have since burned my old pictures and love notes from them. I feel like their talent is mis-marketed and their potential is missing its mark. Maybe I'm wrong, but No Name Face was incredible. It was the only album with songs on the radio 24/7 that I didn't grow to hate. I love "Sick Cycle Carousel." If Lifehouse was a item in this room right now, they'd be my empty box of Krispy Kreme doughnuts.
To Come: (Guess which albums I'll choose)
Dave Matthews Band, Dashboard Confessionals, Foo Fighters, The Shins, etc.
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Top 10 Jim Carrey Movies
One of the most likable celebrities out there is Jim Carrey. Search for his rues at award shows on YouTube. You will not be disappointed; if you find them.
Here is the Top 10 Jim Carrey List:
1. Dumb and Dumber
2. The Truman Show
3. Lemont Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events
4. Bruce Almighty
5. How the Grinch Stole Christmas
6. Liar Liar
7. The Number 23
8. Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
9. Me, Myself, and Irene
10. The Mask
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
Friday, March 28, 2008
10 Movies That Must Be Seen On the Big Screen (One Day)
10. Indiana Jones and the...
These historical-mystery movies are fun and exciting, but for optimal entertainment, you have to see that huge stone rock rolling for Harrison Ford on a big screen.
9. Fight Club
"I am Jack's movie that must be seen on the big screen." Tyler Durden and Project Mayhem toss you through a world of twists, beatings and masculine adrenaline rushes. The fights and destruction caused by Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt) are big enough to deserve to be on a big screen. Plus, you won't really get the full effect of Tyler Durden's personal subliminal messages throughout the film otherwise.
8. Saving Private Ryan
The best war movie ever made is a must on a big screen. Storming the beaches of Normandy with Tom Hanks while bullets are killing soldiers everywhere you look is a widescreen perspective you need. My dad wanted me to watch this movie to understand war and that requires watching it on a big screen.
7. The 6th Sense
M. Night Shyamalan's first big hit is perfect for the big screen. Life-like ghosts, scared little kids, Bruce Willis -- all great on the big screen. This is one of those rare, genuinely scary movies that can make everyone in the audience stiffened up in suspense. "I can see dead people better on big screens."
6. The Wizard of Oz
The Wizard of Oz is one of the best musicals, if not best movie, of all-time. The transitions between black-and-white to color, the singing munchkins, scarecrows, witches, lions, tigers and bears, oh my!, make this film an obvious must for the big screen. If you want to see those red slippers really shine, you'll see this on a big screen.
5. ET: Extra Terrestrial
This movie was my parents' first date; and consequently, has always been a big picture must in my mind. It has recently occurred that I might be the only one who thinks this movie should be seen on the big screen. But I do know that ET would want to see it on the big screen, too. "ET phone Elliott and he want big screen too."
4. It's A Wonderful Life
An all-time classic seen larger will make you feel the Christmas spirit even more. "You've been given a great gift, George (James Stewart): A chance to see what the world would be like without you [on the big screen]." -Clarence
3. King Kong
Who doesn't want to see a giant gorilla scale skyscrapers in New York City and then swat at airplanes like flies as he tries to spend time with his woman? King Kong deserves to be on this list more than any other movie, but it ranks at #3 because Peter Jackson's King Kong, while amazing and very well done, is ridiculously too long.
2. Cloverfield
This movie has a film style you will not see with any other movie. Cloverfield puts you into the movie almost literally. The movie feels like you're holding the camcorder and seeing everything through the camcorder's lens. Not mention the fact that there's a huge monster destroying New York City and you're, I mean the characters, are stuck in the middle of the fiasco. This movie is probably in the dollar theaters right now and I highly recommend you see it on the big screen while you can.
1. Grindhouse
Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino's masterpiece re-make of the over-the-top, gory 1970s films. Grindhouse is actually a double-feature of Death Proof and Planet Terror. The movie's retro introduction slides and intermission's mock-trailers alone make this film worth the price of admission. But the two films are very good and very 1970s-looking. I love it when the film catches on fire right in the middle of the movie and how grainy and splotchy the film looks. It feels exactly how I would imagine a 1970s film would feel.
These historical-mystery movies are fun and exciting, but for optimal entertainment, you have to see that huge stone rock rolling for Harrison Ford on a big screen. 9. Fight Club
"I am Jack's movie that must be seen on the big screen." Tyler Durden and Project Mayhem toss you through a world of twists, beatings and masculine adrenaline rushes. The fights and destruction caused by Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt) are big enough to deserve to be on a big screen. Plus, you won't really get the full effect of Tyler Durden's personal subliminal messages throughout the film otherwise.8. Saving Private Ryan
The best war movie ever made is a must on a big screen. Storming the beaches of Normandy with Tom Hanks while bullets are killing soldiers everywhere you look is a widescreen perspective you need. My dad wanted me to watch this movie to understand war and that requires watching it on a big screen.7. The 6th Sense
M. Night Shyamalan's first big hit is perfect for the big screen. Life-like ghosts, scared little kids, Bruce Willis -- all great on the big screen. This is one of those rare, genuinely scary movies that can make everyone in the audience stiffened up in suspense. "I can see dead people better on big screens."6. The Wizard of Oz
The Wizard of Oz is one of the best musicals, if not best movie, of all-time. The transitions between black-and-white to color, the singing munchkins, scarecrows, witches, lions, tigers and bears, oh my!, make this film an obvious must for the big screen. If you want to see those red slippers really shine, you'll see this on a big screen.
5. ET: Extra Terrestrial This movie was my parents' first date; and consequently, has always been a big picture must in my mind. It has recently occurred that I might be the only one who thinks this movie should be seen on the big screen. But I do know that ET would want to see it on the big screen, too. "ET phone Elliott and he want big screen too."
4. It's A Wonderful Life
An all-time classic seen larger will make you feel the Christmas spirit even more. "You've been given a great gift, George (James Stewart): A chance to see what the world would be like without you [on the big screen]." -Clarence
3. King Kong Who doesn't want to see a giant gorilla scale skyscrapers in New York City and then swat at airplanes like flies as he tries to spend time with his woman? King Kong deserves to be on this list more than any other movie, but it ranks at #3 because Peter Jackson's King Kong, while amazing and very well done, is ridiculously too long.
2. Cloverfield
This movie has a film style you will not see with any other movie. Cloverfield puts you into the movie almost literally. The movie feels like you're holding the camcorder and seeing everything through the camcorder's lens. Not mention the fact that there's a huge monster destroying New York City and you're, I mean the characters, are stuck in the middle of the fiasco. This movie is probably in the dollar theaters right now and I highly recommend you see it on the big screen while you can.
1. Grindhouse Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino's masterpiece re-make of the over-the-top, gory 1970s films. Grindhouse is actually a double-feature of Death Proof and Planet Terror. The movie's retro introduction slides and intermission's mock-trailers alone make this film worth the price of admission. But the two films are very good and very 1970s-looking. I love it when the film catches on fire right in the middle of the movie and how grainy and splotchy the film looks. It feels exactly how I would imagine a 1970s film would feel.
Thursday, December 13, 2007
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