Best of Racist Kofoed Obama Jokes

The following jokes are courtesy of my good friend Garret Kofoed. They are extremely racist, but also extremely funny. I received all these texts throughout the day today. It made me day very cheerful.

12:34pm Statue of Liberty is coming down today! Aunt Jemima is going up in her place, holding a chicken leg.

12:51pm I was at the grocery store and all they sell is chicken and watermelon. WTF? Must be a new law.

1:04pm What does JFK, Lincoln & MLK have in common with Obama? Nothing YET! lol

1:31pm Washington dc Pennsylvania Ave. residents worried about plummeting real estate values due to "different' neighbors.

2:03pm Obama walks up to Jesus in heaven and says, "I'm Barack Obama, the 1st black pres of the US." Jesus says, "When did that happen?" Obama replies, "About 20 min ago."

2:35pm How do you say Obama in Chinese? Coon-soon-dye.

2:49pm Things are looking up! Dick Cheney just invited Obama on a hunting trip!

3:01pm If Barack and an apple fell from a trip, who would land first? The apple silly. The rope would stop Barack.

3:07pm All white people must report to the cotton fields tomorrow morning at 7:00am for orientation.

3:29pm U know why it's cold outside today? Because people said it would be a cold day in hell before a black man became president! Bundle up biatches!

4:01pm I bet if the Founding Fathers would have known how this would have turned out, they would have picked their own damn cotton!

Thanks Kofoed!