· To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and acquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
· There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
· The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
· Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
· It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.
· Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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