Thursday, February 28, 2008

Chuck Norris: The Ultimate List Part V

· Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.

· Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

· Chuck Norris invented water.

· One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.

· Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

· Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.

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