· Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
· A duck's quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly.
· Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
· Chuck Norris doesn't believe in
· Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
· Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
· Chuck Norris doesn't need to swallow when eating food.
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