· Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
· Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
· Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
· On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
· Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
· Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
· Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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