There were 3 explorers traveling through uncharted territory when they were captured by savage locals. The Chief of the tribe came forth to examine the new detainees. The Chief looked at the first and asked him, "Death or Chee Chee?"
The first explorer had no idea what Chee Chee was, but he knew he didn't want to die. With sweat dripping down his forehead, he replied, "Chee Chee?"
The Chief smiled, and all the other savages grabbed him and threw him to the ground. They began to kick him and beat him rocks. They jumped on him, cut him with spears and bit his extremities. The first explorer was nearly dead when they got through with him.
The Chief then turned to the next explorer, and asked, "Death or Chee Chee?"
The second explorer now knew what Chee Chee was, but he did not want to die. There was also the chance that Chee Chee was different from person to person. With this hope, the second explorer said, "Chee Chee?"
The Chief smiled again, and all the other savages grabbed him and began to beat him until he was nearly dead, just as the first explorer. Right when the second explorer was at the point of death, the savages quit.
The Chief finally looked at the last explorer, and asked, "Death or Chee Chee?"
The last explorer was the bravest of the three explorers, and he looked the Chief square in the eyes, and replied, "Death."
The Chied looked at him gravely and said, "Very well." Then cracking a smile, he said, "But first, Chee Chee!"
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