· Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
· Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
· Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
· Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
· Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.
· Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
· Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.
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