Chuck Norris: The Ultimate List Part VII (The Last One)

· Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.

· Chuck Norris doesn't need a miracle in order to split the ocean. He just walks in and the water gets out of the way.

· It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.

· Before Chuck Norris was born, the martial arts weapons with two pieces of wood connected by a chain were called NunBarrys. No one ever did find out what happened to Barry.

· Upon hearing that his good friend, Lance Armstrong, lost his testicles to cancer, Chuck Norris donated one of his to Lance. With just one of Chuck's nuts, Lance was able to win the Tour De France seven times. By the way, Chuck still has two testicles; either he was able to produce a new one simply by flexing, or he had three to begin with. No one knows for sure.

· Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.

· Chuck Norris once finished "The Song that Never Ends".

· Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

· The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer

· Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.